everything you ever thought about love was a lie
Friday, May 16, 2008
Thursday, May 08, 2008
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): "Partner needed for mission from God," read the classified ad I spied online. "I'm driving across the country in a banana-yellow 1979 Cadillac Seville with a Lionel Richie photo dangling from the rearview mirror and the thousand-page manuscript of my autobiography piled in the trunk. The mission is driving to Mexico to find my biological father, a rancher. Swimming pools will be peed in, convenience stores trashed, and large sunglasses worn. If you accompany me, I'll pay you $1,000." In calling this to your attention, Libra, I'm not necessarily suggesting you take the guy up on his offer. However, I do hope you'll be alert for comparable proposals that would reward you for helping interesting characters carry out edgy, inspirational quests.
This made me swoon. A lot. Please, someone invite me on such a quest. Hell, any roadtrip, with or without a purpose of any kind, will do.... sigh.
This made me swoon. A lot. Please, someone invite me on such a quest. Hell, any roadtrip, with or without a purpose of any kind, will do.... sigh.

